Florida-Alabama sequel will be unlikely

Matt Hayes

Don't even think about it. It's tempting, yes. But there's next to no chance it happens.

Florida vs. Alabama, Part II in the BCS national championship game?

Kellen Moore and Boise State are now in good shape to get selected for a BCS bowl.

"Can't we just play the first one?" said Florida cornerback Joe Haden.

That might not be enough.

Florida coach Urban Meyer summed up Sunday what many have been pointing to since September: No. 1 Florida vs. No.2 Alabama in the SEC championship game.

"College football wants this game," Meyer said.

As for Round 2, well, it's likely impossible. Human voters could keep Florida and Alabama Nos. 1 and 2—in either order, depending on the winner—with a classic game, but don't bet on it. A Texas victory over Nebraska in the Big 12 championship game would be too much for a one-loss SEC team to overcome.

Now, should Texas lose to Nebraska and Cincinnati lose to Pittsburgh, who knows what could happen—especially considering both Florida and Alabama's huge leads on TCU and Boise State?

"It would simply be up to the voters," said BCS guru Jerry Palm of collegebcs.com. "If they felt strongly enough, it could happen."

Start to panic

No. 11 Penn State. It looks more and more like there will be two Big Ten teams in BCS bowls. Ohio State in the Rose Bowl, and another league team in the Orange or Fiesta Bowl.

Both Iowa and Penn State would bring planeloads of fans, but the Orange and Fiesta bowls have been looking at Iowa since late October. Even the power of JoePa won't be enough to get the Nittany Lions—losers of both their games that mattered this fall—in a BCS bowl.

Don't panic

No. 6 Boise State. The Broncos did the heavy lifting Friday against Nevada (and got help with Georgia beating Georgia Tech on Saturday). Now all they need is a Texas victory over Nebraska in the Big 12 championship game, and it's a date in the Fiesta Bowl or Sugar Bowl.

Underrated

No. 5 Cincinnati. Why exactly aren't the Bearcats in the No. 4 spot—instead of TCU—hoping for the unthinkable to happen? Cincy won at No. 16 Oregon State, beat No. 23 West Virginia and could have another big road win at No. 15 Pittsburgh. And please, don't tell me the Mountain West is a better league than the Big East.

Overrated

The Big 12. Texas looked impressive in a shootout against Texas A&M, getting a kickoff return for a touchdown in the fourth quarter to finally put away the Aggies. Then you realize that same Texas A&M team lost to Kansas State by 48, to Oklahoma by 55, to three-win Colorado, and—more important, with a Big 12 date against the SEC just around the corner—to Arkansas by 28.

Matt Hayes covers college football for Sporting News. E-mail him at mhayes@sportingnews.com.

For Golf’s No. 1 Pitchman, Silence Doesn’t Sell

By GEORGE VECSEY
Tiger Woods is not available. He will talk in his own sweet time.

This tactic works fine at golf tournaments and any time he has a product to push. He appears when he is good and ready, and is just blandly helpful enough to give a few snippets of quotes to the waiting world. He’s a green-jacketed master at it.
This is a man who has never had the yips in public. But we are now witnessing his hooking and slicing his image straight into the rough, into the trees, into the drink.
As the great salesman and role model of a very difficult and upscale sport, he is in danger of setting off a recession in the golf industry, unless he puts out a more complete story, soon. Why was he leaving his house in the middle of the night? How and why did he hit a fire hydrant at the end of his driveway?
Just about the entire United States population, even those who do not much care about golf, was discussing Tiger Woods as we got over our turkey this weekend. And no matter what happened in the dark on Friday morning, he did not stop the buzz from spreading.
No mulligans on this one. He has already sullied his controlled image by not having a statement ready within 12 hours of his running over a fire hydrant and hitting a tree after 2 a.m. on Friday.
Just guessing that if I hit a hydrant, the police would be at my door later that day. And if my wife said I was not available, the way Elin Woods did Saturday, the police would be back the next day, more persistently. Woods is not legally bound to give them a statement, but he has endangered his reputation and possibly his value to his sponsors by remaining hidden.
Fire hydrants are public property. Automobile accidents are a public matter. We are witnessing one of the richest and most famous athletes and celebrities in the world stonewalling the authorities in his chosen home of Windermere, Fla. Maybe the authorities are afraid he will move away if they come back with a piece of paper. Bad for real-estate values.
The police are looking rather timid, but Woods is looking worse. He is looking like a man who has something to hide. As we chatted about Woods over the weekend, I advanced the theory that he was probably rushing out to buy baby aspirin because one of his two children was running a fever. He was so worried, he lost control of the car. It could happen.
In the absence of a detailed explanation, however, Woods set up all kinds of speculation.
As the hours went by, Tiger and his flotilla of lawyers, sponsors, agents, managers, publicists, trainers, caddies, gofers and friends did not produce a pediatrician’s note that said Woods had been on an aspirin run. Or he could say he was running out to the all-night convenience store for an iced mochaccino. Or any other logical story. Instead, Woods hunkered down. And his sponsors probably started holding their breath.
On Sunday, the second straight day his door did not open to police investigators, Woods put out a statement on his Web site, tigerwoods.com, saying the incident was his fault. This is what politicians always say when they have no intention of explaining.
“I’m human and I’m not perfect,” Woods said, adding: “This is a private matter and I want to keep it that way.” He also referred to “the many false, unfounded and malicious rumors” about him and his family and said they were irresponsible.
He was referring, undoubtedly, to reports, based mostly on anonymous sources, in tabloids and on gossip Web sites about his private life, which were out there even before Friday’s car wreck. It was hardly worth referring to rumors like that until Woods hit a fire hydrant and a tree, and his wife broke a car window with a golf club. And now he has stonewalled the authorities for a few days.
Tiger Woods, after all, is not some politician who was caught straying off the fairway of life. Politicians merely sell themselves; they don’t sell an entire lucrative sport, the way Woods does.
He can get back some of his lost image by putting out a plausible story. But at this moment, Tiger Woods has lost his touch.

E-mail: geovec@nytimes.com

Streaking/Slumping for Nov. 29

Ben Finfer looks at who was streaking and slumping in Sunday's Bears-Vikings game

By Ben Finfer
ESPNChicago.com

		Brett Favre Add another three touchdowns and 392 yards to his resurgent season. The future hall of famer has Prince and the rest of the Vikings fans partying like it's 1998.
		Jay Cutler He threw two more interceptions, but the loss in Minnesota wasn't Cutler's fault. He was on his back so often that Ron Turner should have painted the Bears playbook on the Metrodome ceiling. It wouldn't have taken very long.
		Bears' defense This battered unit gave up 537 yards and 36 points to Minnesota. Basically it was the type of performance that would have allowed the Maine South offense to have a field day. So congratulations to the Vikings for winning the Class 9A state championship.
		Bears franchise No hope, no prospects, no fun. That should be the team's slogan in the final five weeks of the season. Either that or "Are you still here?"
		Brad Maynard It's bad if the punter is your franchise player, right?
		Orlando Pace He was listed as questionable after limping off the field with a groin injury. That should have been his listing since Week 1. It's pretty evident that this is his "Willie Mays in a Mets uniform" year.
		NFC North The Vikings have a three-game lead on the Packers, who they already have defeated twice. This division race contains about as much drama as a Michael Bay movie.
		Health Bears' injuries included Zack Bowman, Lance Briggs, Alex Brown, Orlando Pace, and Charles Tillman. Also among the wounded was Jay Cutler's ego.
		Rookie wide receivers Percy Harvin had a touchdown, 101 yards receiving, and 45 yards rushing. Johnny Knoxhad a touchdown and a 77-yard kickoff return. Also, Knox lost a fumble and Harvin's team won by 26. So we'll call it even.
		The schedule There's only one elixir for a team that has lost six of their past seven -- the St. Louis Rams. It should be the Bears' fifth win. It should also be a win for anyone who has Steven Jackson on their fantasy team.