Skye Demands a Recount!

Top 5 Dog Breeds that Can Land You a Date

For Men:

#5 French Bulldog

These pups are strong and muscular, and they make excellent companions. No wonder they make men more appealing in women's eyes.

You must be kidding me; but then again it's women who are doing the choosing here.




#4: Siberian Huskies

Their striking blue eyes and outgoing personalities make these animals -- and their owners -- a draw for many women.

Now we're talking.  Frankly, I'm sure that the only reason they're not #1 is the shedding thing, and since women do most of the cleaning...

#3: Labrador Retrievers:

It seems that both sexes are turned on by people who own these playful pups!

I know, I know, lots of people like 'em, but I find them a little mundane.  Joel likes 'em though, and they get almost as much attention on the beach as Skye.

#2:  Golden Retrievers

The kind, loyal golden is another animal that has cross-gender appeal.

Meh, a slightly hairier version of a Golden Lab with less personality.  Good for someone who's naturally depressed though, the Golden Retriever has enough high spirits for two or three.  Not the sharpest knives in the drawer though.

 #1: German Shepherds

Topping the list of dogs that attract women are these iconic police dogs, which are fearless and protective by nature. No surprise there!

OK, I suppose, if you can't handle a Siberian.  Still, they have a reputation for being a bit nippy.




As for what dogs help women get dates?  Who cares....

But any way, here's the list:

#5: Beagles - At least a girl with a beagle might let you take it hunting.
#4: Poodles? - Actually, Standard (large) Poodles are a pretty neat dog, and no shedding...
#3: Chihuahua - All the skanks seem to keep one around, so if your looking for someone easy...
#2: Labrador Retriever - I hear the women who keep Labs aren't quite as easy as the ones who own Chihuahuas...
#1: Golden Retriever - Everybody loves the dumb blonde...