CrAzY CaPtIoN CoNtEsT #1

After seeing my brother , popping out several contests at his blog, i decided to give it a try too, though too late. Actually i had done that earlier ;), but i didnt promote that post, so i'll be doing what John Chow called republishing an old post out of your archive. Plus i had recently brought a scanner. And learnt some of the mess of the grand messiah photoshop.

All you have to do is write a caption for the above pic. like "Justice Computer", if i like your caption, within a shun without wearing a cap i'll be writing a review of your blog.

Economic Attyachaar

Last year i was busy pretending studying, sad to know i just wrote 8 posts. This year i hope i cross my earlier limits. Wishing myself and all A HAPPY 2010.

Economic Attyachaar

A freak stammered “Ta…ta…ta…tauba tela halwa, ta…ta…ta tauba teli dal, tela eco-nomic atyachaar… Maine aal bola aal aa” and then he poked the back of his head and said “Chad gayi li hai meleko”.

While the telecom industries are busy in taking the country back to Aanas, the food prices have thrown up a projectile that seems to have lost a sense of gravity midway. And while the calls play Aana Paisa, the Rupee is rejoicing with a new member “the 10 rupee coin”. Who thought that a new coin could be a warning! So by the time the callers dry their cerebral fluids, the food prices have sprung out of the normal rupee shell competing with the dollars and pounds.

In the screwed up suspension between, the paisa and pounds, hangs the consumer naked, spreading the foul fragrance of his condition from the arm pits to the deep nose quarries. The “new” consumer is breakfasting (when will it get a deserving place in the dictionary), brunching, lunching and dining with sweet schemes like calls @ 1p/sec. and 50p/min. and other screwy schemes.

The new menu includes Juicy talks, spicy talks, sugary talks and various other cheap flavours. More the decrease in call rates, more the availability of various call cakes coagulating the GSM and CDMA networks. In fact the GSM is trying to combat with GDP!

And since 2010, there will more Dandi marches over the wounds.

Presenting the “PAGAL PREDICTIONS”:-

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1. The phrase “Khaate-peetey ghar ke” will soon suffocate in the deep unsaturated levels of cholesterol and will be over taken by “Bakbakiya ghar ke”. Wait a minute, isn’t “khaate peetey ghar ke” already replaced by “Six pack/ zero figure”. So “Six pack/ zero figure” will be the one eventually getting replaced by “Bakbakiya ghar ke”, ultimately getting replaced by “Hamaare pas paani hai, tumhare pas kya hai?”
   
   
   2) Gold will eventually hug food, paving the way for water.
   3) The “under-privileged” will be “over-impoverished” and the “over-privileged” will do the “zamindari “ all over again.
   4) In the political pothole, the hand will pluck the lotus, the lotus will be puking out mud all over the hand and an elephant will crush the both, resulting in a severe foot fracture. The so called “common man” from the “brick-breaking” labourers to the “brick buying/bargaining bourgeois” will sort out the bloody mass of blood and veins and crushed lotus, elephant poop to find out a “kamal-kakri” to thrash their heads over and over while they chase the bankers for food loans.

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Swine Flu - Suar mai&^%$

Swine flu is gripping each and every region of each and every country. TC (literally)

Eleventh Sucks!!!

ELEVENTH SUCKS BIG TIME!

Why does it always feels like that the previous class rocked, and the current one sucks ( most people say, may be not but hell I say it)

I am in the 11^th grade for more than half a year, and it seems that I am rusting and decaying in the walls of 11^th for more than a lifetime., though my text books and refreshers refuse to agree… some display their dew-fresh untouched pages (they aren’t wet) and some torn apart (I don’t blame myself for testing the effects of gravity on them, in fact damn CBSE and NCERT for the screwed up quality of the books, the books with the hologram)

My perspective towards studying/cramming changed a lot in the past few years. My favorite subjects switched their positions, from Science to S.St to English to IT to nothing.

Even though I have chosen Sciences-Non Medical (forcibly) it is hard for me to digest more than one paragraph at a time.

My most hated and dreaded subject from the last decade used to be Mathematics, until Science took an unexpected turn and absorbed numbers and gave birth to the two new demons in the Science, The Chemistry and The Physics, where the fusion of the numericals and the good old concepts took place.

And now Physics and Chemistry have taken more grim avatars, their books might not be king sized but the reference books that may not enhance your mind but regular lifting and dropping of it may enhance your biceps.

In fact Physics and Chemistry have formed new definitions in my screwed up mind.

Physics: Baat ka Batangarh Banana (Making a mountain out of mole hill).The concepts which were sometimes interesting for me have turned into crappy derivations with triple x’s and y’s v1’s and v2’s and lot of weird greek alphabets that keep on getting add as constants.

Eg: If something falls, according to physics “OMG it can fall! Let’s put some g’s and G’s over it”

Chemistry: If it was fiction it could be much better but alas it’s a collect of false facts and hypothetical bullshittin’ concepts that were given by drunk homo-genius scientists. Chemistry is a whole damn’ branch of lying on lies.

Eg: A dog Is peeing @ a pole , according to chemistry it is pouring some H₂O on Fe

With tremendous increase in the stinkin’ tendencies of Physics and Chemistry, The fear of Maths has reduced somewhat.

LONG DIE P.C.M.

Browser Brawls

Few months ago it was Mozilla Firefox 3,
few days ago it was Google Chrome, that stole the attention as well as some of the hard disk space of many of the internet users.
As the so called internet "content" is growing... how can the browsers sit back.
With the increasing number of web browsers, the competition is getting fierce, freakin' fierce.
Although the battle/brawl/war (usage) continues to be won by Internet Explorer ( just because it comes preloaded with microsoft windows).
The real winner is of course Firefox, because it is promoted like hell with different widgets, ads supporting.

For Internet Explorer,
I dont hate it, i dont love it, and i dont update it, because in the end i always return to the good old internet explorer 6 because of my years of experience with it.

And Firefox,
I dont understand why the hell people are so affectionate/crazy about it, if security is the concern...i dont damn think so... it gave my a computer a cool present known as spyware...
its adventures are stated here. Also it doesnt block most of the pop up poops...
Well, its not that bad (because i am using it now) because and only because of the so called Add-ons, another reason being the Spell Check, which is a great feature for me as i am the king of the typos and you might have noticed that in many of my posts( if you would have the guts to read them).
And finally the add-ons that make it similar to Opera.

The other browser in the race and in my PC is Safari from Apple.
Its neither my default browser nor the browser which i use frequently, it has got a reason and a good damn' reason.

The reason: to access "good" magazines for free.
Thanks to Labnol for that!!

Google's Chrome is just too new to make its mark... and its just doesnt have so many features as compared to other web browsers.
Its just simple and cool and in beta. (That's what Google is known for simple and cool stuff... and years of keeping it as beta... Orkut is still in beta.)
The damn' things i feel in it are no menu bar... thought it may be their take at innovation...
i think it just a mistake!

And finally the browser which i l♥ve...
Opera
Though its current status is uninstalled, the interface, the speed-dial, the mouse-gestures, the "key" used to save password, the themes according to me simply rock...
whereas the only thing that i hated in it was frequent crashes and slow start up times.
which deserved to be bashed up with rocks.



Finally a browser is a browser.
Features will only get added, the main motive of the browsers is to surf the wide wicked web of internet...
full of crap...

J&K Land Row Cartoon

If you have got news channels bumming into your homes, then you might have heard about the news reagrding the month long J&K protests regarding the land which was given to/taken away from Shri Amarnath Shrine Board (S.A.S.B)

(The reason why i know about this news is most probably that, i live in Jammu....and the earlier phase of it[ending june] cancelled my holidays to Srinagar.)

I wished to take some snaps of the agitation...the revolts...the protests...

but as a normal middle class camera owner, i care for my camera too.

(Another reason being i just couldnt get the opportunity to see the real "thing" happening)

So i decided why not to make a cartoon over this entire problem

(whatever you call it...for me its free freakin' holidays)

Dont kill me as this is my first political cartoon.

The Meaning:

Well, unfortunately this meaningless cartoon does have a meaning.

1. K stands for Kashmir and J stands for Jammu (Hope you had this much of brain).

2. Big ants stand for the ploiticians... and small for the people, who are ready to sacrifice for the big ants.

3. Thhe center of the cartoon i.e. "S.A.S.B.ahu"

where S.A.S.B stands for Shri Amarnath Shrine Board.

And it also means that differences have been cropped up between Sas (mother-in-law) and Bahu(daughter-in-law), where Sas stands for kashmir as it is bigger in size, dominating and the desicions are going in her favour and Bahu ofcourse is jammu for the opposite reasons.

Hope you got what the cartoon is all about...

please rate and burp out your views about this cartoon.

The Making:

I had made this cartoon on my drawing pad... and made an attempt to capture them via my DCR-HC46E( I dont have a scanner).

Unfortunately the pencil stokes were dull enough to be seen. So i had to get back to Flash5, but i didnt wasted the image that i had captured...

So i redraw it all over again on Flash5( on the image outline).

Then i took its screen shot editted it a little in paint (the little means adding up my links at the top)

And then i though that realistic fire and smoke would be better.

So i popped up Photoshop.

Edited the image via Eye Candy 4000 plugin...(by applying blur, fire and smoke effects)

and here it is, the cartoon is ready to be stared and criticised.

Examination Ends!!!

Finally, the day which i wanted is here!!!

Examination is finally clear!!!

But the scars of pain... of the unpredictable, challenging, disastrous examination war are still here

So checkout this voilently new cartoon that i have to share:-

On this ocassion i would like to share my quote on examination:-

" In an Examination, There is no winner, no loser. There is only depression and destruction"

Examination Everest!!!

I was supposed to study these days... but my fingers go crazy if they dont type and have a waltz with my optical mouse!!!

Well let them go crazy

you see the result of their craze...

a cool crazy cartoon called Examination Everest

If you dont posess cerebrum and cerebellum i may tell you that this cartoon depicts the struggle of the students and the cleverness of the cheaters to reach the peak of exaMination eVerest.

Examination~ The war has begun!!!

Sometimes i really think that blogger should copy the "time stamp " application from wordpress.
because when i post i most too much, and when i dont post, i dont post at all.
Sometimes it may be lack of time, some times empty brains... and NOW!!!
EXAMINATIONS!!!


All right i wanted to publish this post on 1st March... but because of the swords and knives [not literally... illiterally] hanging over my neck... and i dont think i would have the guts to post it on.

I really hoped that the much screwing cbse boards papers may have started a month later than 1 March 2008, beacause i could have excused that i though i am being april-fooled.


I had made many cartoons on examination in recent[ though i keep scribblin' and singing and cartooning on my notebooks], since i have no scanners, mouse pens and graphic tablets.


Check this cartoon which is absolutely opposite of what i feel.



This cartoon shows an extremely optimistic student[soldier] getting ready to give away his life with a smile as the war (examination) has begun