Sunday, January 22, 2006

Trivia

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Yorkshire Puddings!

  1. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Yorkshire Puddings!
  2. Yorkshire Puddings are the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives!
  3. If you drop Yorkshire Puddings from more than three metres above ground level, they will always land feet-first!
  4. Women shoplift four times more frequently than Yorkshire Puddings!
  5. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Yorkshire Puddings would be as small as a pea.
  6. All shrimp are born as Yorkshire Puddings, but gradually mature into lobsters!
  7. Yorkshire Puddings can sleep with one eye open.
  8. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by Yorkshire Puddings.
  9. The porpoise is second to Yorkshire Puddings as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
  10. Yorkshire Puddingicide is the killing of Yorkshire Puddings.

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