Monday, April 30, 2012

JoeyBra: The Perfect Under-the-Shoulder Smartphone Holder

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JoeyBra
A night out dancing is always so much better when you don’t have to hang on to a clunky purse.

College girls want to avoid carrying items to parties at all costs. Two Washington college students have created a pushup bra specifically for carrying a smartphone, credit cards, IDs, money and keys. The JoeyBra features a pouch on the left side of the bra underneath a woman’s left armpit. The creators compared the pouch to a kangaroo’s. A phone and other small items easily fit into the pocket and can be covered by clothing.

Mariah Gentry and Kyle Bartlow, both junior business students at the University of Washington, said the JoeyBra was inspired by the school’s “vibrant Greek system.” Bartlow said on the site that he has seen too many girls asking for contact information on Facebook after they lost or destroyed their smartphones during a weekend out on the town.

“From our own personal experience, we know that women hate taking purses to dances, bars, or dance clubs,” the JoeyBra creators said on their website. “Leaving these items at home can pose a safety risk, but with JoeyBra women will never have to worry losing or damaging their valuables again.”

The duo launched a Kickstarter campaign to raise $4,000 in funding by May 19. So far, 60 people have backed the JoeyBra and the campaign has raised $3,145. Those who donate $30 or more will receive a JoeyBra.

So, ladies — would you wear a JoeyBra? I think this gadget is great for drunk college students, but maybe not for professionals. Reaching under my arm to check a text or grab cash may look weird, and pulling my iPhone out of my bra at a professional event doesn’t seem classy. Tell us what you think in the comments.


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More Renewable Schadenfreude

Solyndra leaves behind a pile of toxic waste



Again, some of this is inevitable, but if you're going to complain about it when it your neighbors, expect them to complain when it's yours.

Musical Intermission - Gold Dust Woman



I don't know what's better, Grace Potter or slide on the the 12 string Les Paul.

Another cover, and her "regular band", the Nocturnals:

Chesapeake Bay Diet Plan Splits Environmental Groups

WAPO has a pretty long article today on how the plans behind the EPA Bay Restoration plan, commonly called the "Bay Diet" is causing dissension among the various groups seeking to force the EPA to clean up the Bay.  It appear to come down to the matter of nutrient trading (basically, "cap and trade" for nutrients).  EPA's and Chesapeake Bay Foundation's hopes for nutrient control ride on them, while some of the smaller groups, particularly the "Riverkeeper" groups, distrust that they will be adequately enforced.

Bay cleanup plan has environmental groups at odds
From the bay foundation’s perspective, a challenge to the EPA’s authority by the group’s allies is not much different from the challenge being heard in a Pennsylvania court by its foes — the farm, pesticide, pork and home-builder lobbies that stand against the strict regulations of the pollution diet.

Riverkeeper groups also want a clean bay, but some could not stomach one of EPA’s methods, a program that would turn the Chesapeake’s waters into an open marketplace for farmers and corporations that create pollution.

Under a nutrient trading program, farmers who exceed pollution reduction goals set by the EPA would receive credits they could sell to corporations such as coal-fired power plants that fail to reach their own reduction goals.

In theory, the program would help farmers pay for expensive crop covers and buffers to soak up rain. Storm runoff from farms is a major problem because it carries nitrogen from fertilizers and phosphorus from animal waste into streams and rivers that flow to the bay. The pollution contributes to oxygen-depleted “dead zones” that smother oysters, crabs, mussels and other marine life in the nation’s largest estuary.

But Riverkeeper group members and some other environmentalists say that nutrient trading is a shell game that will allow more pollution to creep into the bay. They say that because of lax farm regulations in bay watershed states — Virginia, Maryland, West Virginia, Pennsylvania, Delaware and New York — the EPA would have no sure way of knowing whether farmers have met pollution reduction goals.
And then it turns to the politics within the movement, and it isn't all that pretty:
About two months ago, members of Riverkeeper groups gathered at the foundation in Annapolis for an important word from their sponsor. According to a member who attended the meeting, the foundation’s director, Verna Harrison, reminded them that the foundation had donated $4 million to their causes over the years and then issued an ultimatum.

“If you challenge nutrient trading, you’re done. You won’t be funded by us anymore,” said the Riverkeeper member, recalling Harrison’s words. The member declined to be named, fearing a funding cut. Merrifield of Potomac Riverkeeper also declined to comment on the dispute.
 

But Answer Came There None--


And this was scarcely odd because they'd eaten every one

Watermen skeptical of government oyster plans
The U.S. Army Corps of Engineers recently held public meetings to discuss the corps’ plans to restore oyster populations in the Chesapeake Bay and its tributaries. The plan was developed with help from the states of Virginia and Maryland, three federal government agencies, the Potomac River Fisheries Commission and two nonprofits, with the stated goal of restoring an “abundant, self-sustaining oyster population” to restore ecological balance and contribute to the oyster fishery.

“I don’t think the government programs do very much to help, especially in the long-term,” 58-year-old Robbie Johnson said Friday, pausing briefly to talk in his Spartan office while catching up on some paperwork. “We’re very fortunate that we have now more oysters than we’ve had in the past 20 years. I personally don’t attribute that to anything that a government agency has done.”
Sadly, I tend to agree with him.  To date, oyster restoration programs have been a huge disappointment.  But on the why, I think the watermen have played a huge part, being allowed to take the "restored" oysters (on the grounds that they were going to die of disease anyway), and illegally plundering those they weren't permitted to.

Thoughts on the GB Euros team.

Aside from the absense of the recovering Beth Tweddle. GB has chosen to send their 'A' team to Europeans as a preview of things to come. World team members Hannah Whelan, Danusia Francis, Jennifer Pinches  and Imogen Cairns, as well as highly touted newcomer Rebecca Tunney will face off against the best from Russia and Romania, including Aliya Mustafina, Viktoria Komova and Larisa Iordache.

With olympic selection on everyone's minds, this team may well be a preview of what is to come. In a 5 member team that will (touch wood) definitely include Beth Tweddle, GB will likely need 3 strong all arounders and a specialist on the events Beth doesn't do, vault and beam.

What this means is that unless she can nab one of the all-around spots from one of her more experienced colleagues (Whelan, Pinches, Francis), Tunney may actually fall short of an olympic berth. Her strongest events are probably bars and floor, the same as Tweddle. GB needs a strong vaulter/consistent beam-worker, meaning they may look more seriously at a veteran like Cairns, or Niamh Rippin, who was 4th all around in the recent GB-Germany-Romania friendly meet. 

GB's goals for Europeans will be to test-out upgrades and show that even without a boost from Beth's high scores, they can contend with Russia, Romania and Europes other olympic teams - France, Germany and Italy. For the individual gymnasts, consistency and event final qualifications/medals will certainly be a boost to their quest for an olympic spot.

USA's injured olympians

NBC Olympics has a huge set of galleries on the USA's gymnastics olympic hopefuls, including their London themed promotional shots and also a set of 'through the years' snaps and 'model olympian' fashion-style photos for each gymnast.

The hopefuls included the 2011 world teams, as well as Rebecca Bross, Shawn Johnson, Nastia Liukin and new senior Kyla Ross.

One thing I did notice though is that they chose to take photos showing some of the olympic hopefuls injuries. One photo of Rebecca Bross shows the long scar on her knee following her patella dislocation at last years nationals. Another set shows Anna Li posing, complete with pink leg cast!

I'm far from saying that Anna Li or Rebecca Bross are out of the running for an olympic spot, far from it! But is this the image the USA wants to give to the world of it's olympic athletes?

Anyways, if you are a fan of gymnastics in the US the pictures are well worth a scroll through, especially the photos of these elite athletes back when they were tiny tots - such as Jordyn Wieber bouncing on  her bed and a tiny Shawn Johnson raiding the fridge! View them here.

What a Coincidence!

Another Miami-area TV journalist has been fired as a result of a local NBC affiliate’s broadcast of a misleading edited version of George Zimmerman’s 911 call the night Trayvon Martin was killed. Local TV station WTVJ veteran Jeff Burnside was fired Friday following an investigation of the station’s separate airing of the conversation that was edited in much the same way as the Today show’s broadcast that resulted in the firing of an unidentified NBC News producer based in Miami. Several other employees were disciplined in that incident. The NBC affiliate acknowledged the station independently made the same questionable edits to Zimmerman’s call to police that were widely denounced when the network’s Today show aired its version of the clip last month.
Hey, who needs a conspiracy when you all think the same thoughts?

Skiing Legend Runs Afoul of the IRS

Lindsey Vonn, the skier who made a splash after winning alpine skiing gold at the Vancouver Olympics, found out she owes the government $1,700,000 in back taxes for the year she won that gold. According to the Detroit News, the IRS filed a $1,705,437 tax lien against Vonn and her estranged husband Thomas Vonn on April 2 with the Elko County Recorder in Nevada.
 Not a bad year, if your taxes come out to more than $1.7 million.  Not that she didn't work for it though.
She is in the middle of a divorce with Thomas, the man who was once her coach and mentor. She released a statement on her Facebook page promising to pay what she owed.
Fame seems bad for marriages.

I am disappointed with this situation. I just recently became aware of the outstanding balance and I have done everything in my power to settle it immediately. The money owed was for the 2010 tax year, which was filed on time, and it has been paid in full. This is an important lesson for me. Not being in control of my finances and relying on someone else who you believed had your best interest at heart was a mistake and one I will not make twice.
I'd be interested in the inside story on this.  Did the husband cheat on the taxes hoping to save some, and get caught?  Or did the shear increase in taxes and number of sources of income catch them by surprise?  I could easily see that happening to a couple of young people with an astonishing year.
Vonn made money from winning World Cup races and several endorsements, including Under Armour, Rolex, and Procter and Gamble. 
I'll buy your soap, baby...

Over at The Other McCain, Wombat Socho's Rule 5 Sunday done come on Monday this week.

Looking For a Low Mileage Used Prius?

Have you ever bought a brand new cars only to forget where you put it? How about 300 of them? Probably not – unless you're Miami-Dade County, which was recently reunited with 298 vehicles it bought brand new between 2006 and 2007.
No, but I lost a $20 bill in a jacket pocket once, and found it a year later!  Boy, was I ever excited!
The county "discovered" this fleet of no-mileage vehicles after reading about them in a Spanish-language newspaper there (see the source for more images). Most of the misplaced motorcade is made up of Toyota Prius hybrids whose warranties either expired with very few miles on the odo or will very soon.
I wonder how the batteries on the Priuses (Prii? - what the hell is the plural of Prius anyway?) tolerate not being charged for 5-6 years.  I know my Mom's went dead sitting in an airport for a week (only the 12 V starting battery. It's a big deal when a Prius nickel metal hydride main batteries go dead.
... The county, as you probably guessed, is looking into how it lost so many cars. The leading theory is that they might be part of Carlos Alvarez's time as mayor. He was the mayor during the period the Toyotas were purchased, but a 2011 recall election successfully removed him from office. Apparently the voters "felt, among other reasons, that he had been behind multiple acts of misappropriation of funds."
As Glen Reynolds (The Instapundit) says:
But remember — if you complain about government or taxes, it’s because you hate teh children.
You can't necessarily assume that all governments are as screwed up as Miami-Dade (apologies to Horatio Cane), but you may safely assume they are not likely to spend your money as carefully as you will.

Sunday, April 29, 2012

Scary injury on the rise at playgrounds

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Danger on the Playground: Riding the Slide with Your Toddler in Your Lap Could Break Her Leg

When your toddler is clamoring to ride down the big-kid slide at the playground, most parents assume that the safest thing to do is put her on your lap and ride down with her. But orthopedists say that doing so puts small children at risk for broken legs -- and it happens far more frequently than you'd think.

Parents may not notice when their child's shoe catches on the side of the slide for a second or two, but that, combined with the speed at which the parent and child are zipping down the slide, can create enough friction to break the child's shin bone (tibia). Instead, what parents do notice is that at the bottom of the slide, instead of laughing with joy, the child is whimpering or screaming in pain.

"My wife was just trying to keep Hannah extra safe and make sure she didn’t fall,” Jed Dickman told the New York Times. His 18-month-old daughter's sneaker snagged on the slide, and by the time his wife freed it the child's tibia had fractured. "She felt very guilty about it."

Amy Canterella had a similar experience in 2009, when her daughter was 18 months old. "I was horrified,” she told MSNBC. "I thought I was making her safer. I’d never heard this sort of thing could happen."

Dr. John Gaffney, a pediatric orthopedist at Winthrop University Hospital in Mineola, N.Y., saw so many toddlers with broken legs that he decided to try to figure out what was causing the problem. He studied the medical records of all of the kids with fractured tibias whom he had treated over the course of 11 months and found that, out of the 58 cases, 13 of the kids had broken their tibias on playground slides -- and every one of them had been riding on an adult's or older sibling's lap at the time.

"If a toddler is riding by himself and gets his leg stuck against the side of the slide, he can stop himself pretty easily," Dr. Gaffney explained to MSNBC. "But with the parent's weight added in, you've got greater velocity and momentum and it's harder to stop."

It can happen even if you've carefully tucked your toddler's legs between yours, too: if the edge of the shoe sticks on the surface of the slide on the way down, the child's leg can twist, snapping the tibia.

Dr. Ed Holt, an orthopedic surgeon at Anne Arundel Medical enter in Annapolis, Maryland, told the New York Times that he's treated several children with what he describes as a "sliding board fracture," which he calls "entirely preventable."

"The parent, the adult, is devastated for having caused a fracture when they were trying to keep the child safe," he said in a video he created to tell parents about the risk.

According to information from Childrens Hospital in Boston, the tibia is the most often-broken leg bone in kids, "especially if they're very active, play contact sports or run competitively." Stress (hairline) fractures to these bones are common among young athletes. More than half of all stress fractures occur in the lower leg bones." The break is typically treated by putting the child in a cast from the foot to above the knee for four to six weeks.

Instead of riding the slide with your child on your lap, you're better off letting your toddler slide down by herself while you monitor her (or hold her hand) from the ground. "If the child can't use the slide independently," Dr. Gaffney says, "then the parent should divert him to something more appropriate for his age."

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US: Deadly crash near New York's Bronx Zoo

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Police investigate the van that plunged over the Bronx River Parkway
Van plunges more than 50 feet from highway near Bronx Zoo, killing 7, police say

A van flew off an elevated portion of New York's Bronx River Parkway Sunday afternoon, falling more than 50 feet before landing in a horrific crash that left seven people dead, multiple news outlets reported.

The accident, near the Bronx Zoo, happened at about 12:30 p.m. local time, authorities said. It's not clear what caused the crash.

According to the Associated Press, the van was headed south when "it bounced off the median, crossed all southbound lanes over to the guardrail and fell." The vehicle "flipped off a ramp into a transit facility near the Bronx Zoo," CNN reported. According to NBC's New York affiliate, it was a rail yard.

It was not clear whether all seven of the victims were traveling in the van at the time of the crash. According to the news service, three of the victims were children.

According to NY1, at least one victim was pinned inside the vehicle.

According to the New York Post, all seven victims were traveling in the van when it crashed.

Fire Department spokesman Jim Long told the AP that the victims "were an 84-year-old man; three women, ages 80, 45 and 30; and three girls, ages 12, 10 and 7."


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Musical Interlude: Warm Up the Wayback Machine

Dang, I'm Sorry I Missed This

Great form - and backdrop!
The first of this year's daily Miss Mullet bikini contests has wrapped up during the 28th Annual Interstate Mullet Toss at the Flora-Bama.
I recall mullet from the 18 months I spent in Florida as a post-doc.  An interesting fish, almost purely vegetarian, they almost never bite a hook (although I've heard you can fish for them using peas for bait).  They are a good bait fish, hardy, and relished by all the big predators. 
Measuring the Mullet Toss
Winner and still champion, Ashlee Carpentier.



Enormous schools are common and you could catch them easily with a cast net.  There are two species is Florida, the Gray and White Mullet  (Mugil cephalus and Mugil curema).  And in a pinch, they're not bad eating.





As for the bikini portion of the competition:

Nine women competed in today's event, with Ashlee Carpentier of Pensacola taking first place. Astute readers of al.com may remember Carpentier from the St. Patrick's Day green bikini contest on Pensacola Beach, in which she finished second. Taking second place today at the Flora-Bama was Jessica Miller of Daphne, and in third was Bria Papia of Lafayette, Louisiana.

Cool and Crisp at the Beach

After the passage of the front that soaked Trevor and I last evening, today's weather came clear and cool.  It was only about 50 F when we started our walk, but the breeze was slight, and the Bay had only a light chop.
We met one of our neighbors, his son and his two labs on the beach.  The dogs all got along fine (after Skye growled a little to attempt to assert her dominance - they ignored her).
 The labs do labby things, like fetch sticks.  Skye doesn't fetch. If you throw it, she figures you don't want it.  Sometimes she will deign to try to intimidate a dog to drop it's toy, but then she doesn't really want so she drops again quickly.  Huskies; built to pull sleds and not ask too many questions.
The tide was high, so on the way north we had to climb the stairs and go through Calvert Beach.  Looking south from the top of the beach steps.
There were a bunch of these butterflies out today.  Last night a couple of them were hanging around the boat, but today on the beach they were everywhere.  They appear to be "Red Admirals", Vanessa atalanta.  I also noticed them today in the garden, but they weren't nearly as abundant as on the beach.
On the way back south, we waded through the shallow water at the narrow spot; Skye was happier to stay off leash (most of the time).  It was a decent fossil day today; we found 48 shark's teeth (mostly pretty small), a drum's tooth, and some ray plates, bringing the final total for April to 196 shark's teeth.


 A cormorant resting on the jetty, with mirage distorting James Island and a couple of boats in the distance.

Final

Birmingham City secured a promotion play-off position, with a win over visiting Reading yesterday. Having already gained promotion and the Championship title, many suggested the Royals just weren't trying in their last match of the season. Or perhaps Birmingham needed/wanted the win more and on the day were- more importantly- the better team..?

28 April Birmingham City 2 - 0 Reading

Today Reading FC were due to hold a parade through the town out out to the Madejski Stadium (pronounced Ma-day-ski Stadium or Mad Stad for short). Sadly Dad, who was up visiting with SM and the poor weather conspired to stop me going out to support. 

Banned

Captain Brett's right arm
From time to time, you see yachts drifting about the Andaman Sea. Sometimes I go to The Headland and wave my Hull City first team shirt above my head hoping to attract attention. Perhaps it will be Katherine, Mick, Libby or some other blogger who has finally made it to our brave new world. Invariably, the sailboats just drift past and I trudge back miserably to my idyllic but lonely new lifestyle.

I caught some of  "Match of the Day" on my computer this morning and apart from the football, one thing I noticed was the growing number of players whose arms are now adorned with tattoos. What  the hell do these unthinking sheep think they're doing graffitiing their bodies indelibly like this? How will the tattoos look when their grandchildren visit them in their old people's rest homes? And what is it about these horrible, ugly markings that they like?

Co-incidentally, later in the morning, a luxury yacht anchored at our wharf. Monty Python's "Lumberjack Song" was blasting out of the boat's sound system. I went over to see what was happening. It was a bunch of arrogant, wealthy Canadians guzzling "Molson" beer. They thought they were still in Burmese waters and could pull up anchor where ever they like. The "skipper" hopped on to one of the wooden walkways and introduced himself as "Brett". I noticed that one of his arms was covered with ugly tattoos (see photo above)

It was there and then that I made a unilateral legal decision on behalf of all absent citizens of Blogland - that henceforth it will be unlawful for any residents of Blogland or foreign visitors to step upon our shores with visible tattoos. Anyone found revealing tattoos will be subject to the full weight of the law and will risk immediate deportation. May I suggest therefore that any tattooed bloggers still intent on joining me over here should apply for laser removal as soon as possible.
The Canadian Yacht -   The Jolly Lumberjack

Playboy Bunny Threatens Wildlife Violence

Former Miss USA and Playboy model (NSFW link) Shanna Moakler says one of her dogs is missing and another is under veterinary care after the animals were attacked by a hawk at her Calabasas home.

“A eagle attacked my 2 chi’s today, my girl pup is at the vet, my boy is missing, between my cat and my pups, i’m about to f**n kill things,” she tweeted Monday, but later referred to the animal as a hawk.
Once you get used to seeing real eagles often, it would be hard to mistake them for a hawk.  As small as a chihuahua is, I have a hard time seeing any of the common American hawks lifting even a small one, but I'm pretty sure either a Bald or Golden Eagle could.  But a Bald Eagle would prefer that an Osprey do the hard work.
“Not gonna lie, feel like hunting hawks today… don’t feel bad about it either,” she tweeted Wednesday.
 That would certainly be a violation of one or more Federal laws designed to protect virtually all non-game birds in the United States.  I understand the emotion.  But I wonder how she feels about ranchers who are faced with livestock losses due to coyotes, wolves and mountain lions.  In my experience, most urban dweller lack empathy for the people who actually have to live with wildlife on a day to day basis.

“I live in a neighborhood where coyotes and hawks are prevalent,” Moakler told Hollyscoop. “We took the dogs outside to go to the bathroom and they were attacked by a hawk. My one puppy may have lost an eye, we won’t know for a couple weeks and the bird flew off with my other puppy. It was like out of a movie.”

“I just hope people with small dogs will start taking precautions with their pets outside and try to protect them from predators. I hope people just remember not to take things for granted as you never know when they can be gone, both people and fur babies,” she added.
Brother Ted uncharitably suggested, that if you don't want your dog to get carried away by backyard birds, perhaps you should have larger dogs, more able to defend themselves.

No word on whether the hawk was employed by the White House.  Nope, not tired of it yet...

Over at The Other McCain, Wombat Socho's Rule 5 Sunday done come on Monday this week.

To Relieve the Lack of Japanese Weirdness

I give you  COOKIE!



UPDATE: I just ran across this Doug Douhat article on the Japanese culture, and how it's being affected by their demographic trends:
These trends are forging a society that sometimes evokes the infertile Britain in James’s dystopia. Japan has one of the highest suicide rates in the developed world, and there were rashes of Internet-enabled group suicides in the last decade. Rental “relatives” are available for sparsely attended wedding parties; so-called “babyloids” — furry dolls that mimic infant sounds — are being developed for lonely seniors; and Japanese researchers are at the forefront of efforts to build robots that resemble human babies. The younger generation includes millions of so-called “parasite singles” who still live with (and off) their parents, and perhaps hundreds of thousands of the “hikikomori” — “young adults,” Eberstadt writes, “who shut themselves off almost entirely by retreating into a friendless life of video games, the Internet and manga (comics) in their parents’ home.”
Over at The Other McCain, Wombat Socho's Rule 5 Sunday done come on Monday this week.

But Where Are the Rod Holders?

DARPA puts its $195 million Tomorrow Never Dies stealth ship on the scrap market 

Just $50,000 will get you the ship that inspired the radar-evading vessel that was the base of evil media mogul Elliot Carver in the 007 film Tomorrow Never Dies.

Although it's likely to go for a bit more than $50K. The Sea Shaadow cost the US Defence Department - or more specifically, its research arm DARPA - a whopping $195 million to develop.

That was back in 1984, but the world didn't see the Sea Shadow for nine years. That's because it was loaded with the type of stealth technology that made the US Air Force's F-35 Lightning II so famous.

So, what do you get when you buy a $195m stealth ship from the US military?

Apart from the fact that it looks like the kind of thing the inventor of the word "awesome" was looking at when he first said "awesome", not a lot.

Because sadly, you have to scrap it.

"The ex-Sea Shadow shall be disposed of by completely dismantling and scrapping within the USA," the description on the sale item reads.

"Dismantling is defined as reducing the property such as it has no value except for its basic material content."
Can you imagine showing up at the nuclear power plant in that? 

Bid on the $195 million Sea Shadow stealth ship now!

Saturday, April 28, 2012

CONTENT STRATEGY/PR MANAGER, Jobs in US

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Posted: April 26, 2012

Address: Newport Beach, CA 92663

Occupation: Marketing

Type: Full-time

Description:Column Five Media is a creative agency based in Newport Beach, CA. We specialize in content marketing and information design. Our company is relaxed, but we work at a fast pace. We are looking for someone that can can not only bring a new level of expertise, but also contribute to our creative environment with a strong imagination and desire to create amazing work.

We are looking for a Content Strategy/PR professional to enhance our current outreach efforts. The position requires a creative, innovative, results driven individual who has prior agency experience. This person will take the lead in implementing an analytics and reporting system to quantify and qualify the effectiveness of our online initiatives. The ability to analyze data, identify trends, create relationships and optimize strategy is key. We need someone who is fluent in existing and emerging social media platforms, trends and engagement tactics. Must have experience with public relations and pitching stories to online publications. Experience with various social analytics tools and readiness to make recommendations and implement solutions a plus.

This position will require you to:

-Be responsible for providing our clients with regular and in-depth reports on our efforts to increase their sites traffic, content pick-up and visitor engagement levels.
-Be proactive in further establishing relationships with people/publications who view our company as a go-to source for quality content.
-Have strong working knowledge of the current and emerging media environment.
-Leverage your existing media connections to form strategic partnerships.
-Actively contribute to our evolving best practices for pr/social media relations.
-Oversee the automation of PR and inbound marketing processes.
-Liaise between Column Five and other agencies for Twitter and Facebook marketing engagements.
-Manage client expectations and engagements.
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How Samsung Became The World’s Top Handset Vendor

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It sounds like Nokia’s classic ringtone just got a few octaves lower and sadder. Friday, Strategy Analytics revealed the Finnish phone-maker had been ousted from its lofty position at the top of the cellphone food chain. Samsung just became the leading shipper of mobile phone handsets in the world. How did this happen? The same way a runner in any race pushes to the front: He speeds up, or the other guy slows down. Sometimes both happen at once.

There’s a kind of morbid fascination involved in watching a formerly great goliath stumble: we’ve seen it over the past few years in the mobile space with RIM and Palm (and then HP), but seeing Nokia trip over itself has been akin to witnessing a revered grandfather fall down the stairs. Nokia practically created the mobile phone industry; until recently its brand name was unassailable in most parts of the world, with the curious exception of the United States.

The nature of their missteps has been well-documented, but suffice to say that Nokia CEO Stephen Elop made some difficult choices. He made these choices rather publicly in his “burning platform” memo of February 2011, which, depending on who you ask, either told some hard truths or needlessly eviscerated Symbian sales at a critical point in the company’s history. Whichever view one takes, the fact remains that Nokia didn’t start shipping devices built on its new OS of choice, Windows Phone, until much later in 2011. Perhaps it was unavoidable, but that delay cost them dearly.

As is usually the case with platform wars, the data isn’t exactly clear regarding all the factors surrounding Nokia’s decline. It’s true that the Windows Phone platform has been slow to gain traction, but Nokia was also woefully behind in developing a replacement for Symbian -or even in realizing that a replacement for Symbian was needed- before Elop showed up. To anyone paying attention, the decline seemed inevitable, given the company’s lack of agility.

Seeing Nokia reinvent itself, with the accompanying beautiful design work coming from its hardware division, has been truly incredible; speaking personally as a consumer, the N9 and its derivatives are the reason I started noticing Nokia. But beautiful design and the most interesting innovations, while an indicator of potential greatness, are lousy at arresting downward momentum. A fall from grace was overdue, and it’s finally materialized. After watching storm clouds gathering on the horizon for months, a massive 24% decline in handsets shipped year-over-year is Nokia’s barometer finally crashing into the basement.

So it was only a matter of time before Nokia lost the number-one spot. But the king who loses the crown is only half the story. What steps did the new guy take to snatch it from his head?

Samsung’s current lead over Nokia is in part a byproduct of its war with Apple. In an editorial a while back, I talked about the voracious appetite of second-place companies. There, the conversation was smartphone mind-share, and the leader was Apple, but the second place contender was still Samsung:

    “… Marketing head Younghee Lee recently said, ‘Especially in U.S., people are obsessed with Apple … It’s time to change people’s attention.’ One need only look at the recent patent and advertising war between the two giants to confirm it: Samsung covets Apple’s leading mindshare position in that special way that only a second-place contender can. They’ve got their eye on the prize, and they’re fighting for it.”

Samsung’s approach to satiate that hunger for success has been unexpectedly multifaceted: instead of focusing its efforts on innovation, marketing, or emulation, it’s done all three.

Look at what Samsung has released in just the past year and a half. The Galaxy Note, initially considered a novelty item or a target of mockery by many (myself included), sold 5 million units in five months. It carved out a new “phablet” category not just for itself, but for a host of imitators. “Note”worthy indeed, and not bad for a device many thought was DOA.

The company brought the same zeal to the second coming of its popular Galaxy S smartphone series, once again blasting carrier after carrier with premium versions and midrange derivatives. Where the original Galaxy S devices still suffered a tad of stigma from “regular” consumers associating it with an iPhone knockoff, the growing brand prestige of Samsung had eliminated any such comparisons by the time the Galaxy S II line debuted.

Apple, much more potent a competitor than Nokia but equally as sluggish, refused to incorporate larger AMOLED displays, giving Samsung some purchase for easy visual differentiation. Once buyers’ eyes were attracted by the larger devices, they were drawn in further by the promise of the Android ecosystem and the more advanced capabilities of the Samsung devices, further reinforcing the Samsung brand perception.

At the same time, that brand was being heavily pushed by an aggressive marketing approach. Samsung was taking jabs at — and in some cases openly insulting — iPhone users, a controversial tactic it continues even today with its “The Next Galaxy” teaser. The company isn’t afraid to ruffle some feathers in the name of increased mindshare, and judging by its new title, it hasn’t hurt them much.

Even the “bad press” seems to be working in Samsung’s favor. I’ve talked before about my lack of enthusiasm for some of Samsung’s “me-too” products; sometimes it seems like they’re brazenly copying the competition. Some elements of the competition seem to think so too, as Samsung’s been the target of numerous lawsuits recently. But all the accompanying exposure in the media is doing something invaluable: it’s keeping their brand name on people’s screens and in their minds. Ironically, the alleged untrustworthy conduct (copying) is working in concert with its impressive product portfolio to cement the Samsung’s brand name as a trusted one, at least when it comes to mobile phones.

These massive upheavals don’t happen often. They’re the result of years and years of hard work and determination on the part of one company, and stagnation or mismanagement on the part of another. The last time the number-one spot on mobile handset vendors list changed was 1998, when Nokia dethroned Motorola. Fourteen years is an impressive run.

That’s not to say this change is permanent; it’s a volatile and unpredictable market. Nokia and Samsung are very different companies who couldn’t possibly be taking more disparate routes to success. And at the moment, the results they’re seeing are very different, as well. But the fact that Samsung is now the market leader shouldn’t be perverted into a reason to condemn Nokia’s new strategy; Nokia’s midstream shift was violent, and will take a long time to recover.

The longer it takes, though, the more opportunity Samsung has to continue leveraging its considerable advantages to stay on top. Given the uncertainty surrounding Nokia, it’s anyone’s guess when or if we’ll see it on top again. But judging by past performance and looking at who’s sneaking up behind Nokia (a certain Cupertino company), we may see a shift in the second- and third-place slots before we see another change in the first.


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Frog relaxes, world goes wild

amazing frog
Amazing frog sitting like human on the bench
Frogs have a reputation for being kinetic creatures. Hoping from lily pad to lily pad, searching for flies. But sometimes, an amphibian just needs to relax.

Take this at-ease froggy, for example. She was caught on video while sitting on the edge of a deck, long legs hanging down, belly sticking out, looking like she's unwinding after a long day at the office.

The video quickly went viral and inspired some to ask if the frog was in some way fastened to the deck. After all, the frog is so eerily still. But, according to the person who posted the clip, that just isn't so.

"The frog is OK," the description read. "There is no nails, no glue, animal abuse, etc. Later, she jumped off the bench and galloped away to the water."


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Yes, We Really Did Walk Today

The posts are a little out of order.   We did walk this morning, and I did go fishing in the afternoon.  I wanted to play with the IPad posting a little more, and the fishing post was much smaller and easier.

As I noted earlier, today was gray and cool, with occasional showers.  However we walked before the showers started
 A pretty unremarkable walk, really.  The tide was high and we had to walk around the narrow spot (from which you can see Skye coming). We found a few fossils (13 sharks teeth, a couple of ray plates) and some beach glass.
 This guy was plugging for stripers (or blues I guess, although I don't think they're here yet), off the jetty at Matoaka Cottages.   He didn't catch anything while I was watching.
The tree du jour, the Black Locust, is flowering in abundance these days.  A member of the legume family, it has abundant clusters (racemes really) of creamy white, delicately scented flowers).  The dense, hard wood is prized for fence posts, allegedly because it is highly rot resistant.  Good quality wood is highly prized for furniture, but rarely found because of boring insects.  It is also a popular firewood tree.
Flowers from the Black Locust.  In summer, the Black Locusts around here are attacked by a leaf borer which causes them to turn brown, and look bad,  but they do come back, at least most of them.

One Drift Too Long

Trevor and I took off to do a little fishing this afternoon, about 4:30. It's been cool, and showery all day, but the radar was clear, so we tried it. Location X was all but deserted, only a single other boat was there, and he was a local and a friend. Fishing was slow, and the fish were small:

This was the best fish of the (by a lot), and it was 4 inches short of the 28 inch minimum.

Around 7:00 PM, the rain started in ernest, and we ran the three miles home in a downpour. We didn't stay long enough for a sunset picture.

Mick

Who is that? Is it the "Milk Tray" man? Is it a senior member of the paparazzi or a Tory MP at a show jumping event? No. It's none of those, it's Lord Mick of Bristol, blogger extraordinaire, grandfather, Popeye impersonator and all round good egg. Even better is the fact that he's just sent me a cheque for seventy four guineas in order to secure a guest spot in this former Yorkshire blog - now transferred to Blogland. For seventy four guineas you too can have a guest blogpost published here - free to all Yorkshire bloggers but double for French bloggers and Lancastrians. 

Why was Mick so keen to appear here? Well, he wanted to tell his story about how he was thwarted in his determined efforts to get to Blogland and how he still plans to get here. You can take the man out of the army but you can't take the army out of the man...


I arrived at Manchester Airport and reported to the Reception as instructed only to find they had no knowledge of me or any tickets to fly to Blogland , I asked them to check and check again only to be told by a very unhelpful receptionist no airline tickets for me or any other come to that, funny that I thought !!!!, I asked to see the Airline manager and explained to him that  YP had reserved them a few days before, the manager went off and on his return confirmed what the receptionist had said “NO  TICKET” or reservation had been made.
I toured around the other Manchester’s Airport Airline reception desks and told exactly the same, NO TICKET or reservation, eventually the Airports security staff arrived, two rather large foreign gentlemen gentle they were not and roughly manhandled me outside.
I reversed charged telephone call to daughter No 1 and explained the circumstances and she said she would come up the next day in one of her vans and collect me and I could stay with her until I made other arrangements.   No problem there.
Fast forward one week.
I contacted [e-mailed] one of my old Army mates who when he retired bought into a 40-M class A  square sail rigged ship and for the last thirty years or so has been operating a trading company in the Far East going around the various island in the Pacific  shipping small cargo items along with training crews in seamanship with some holiday tourists.    I received an e-mail reply and he told me he would be back in the UK for a refit and have ‘Her‘ in dry dock for a bottom scrape.   I met him last week and I know people say when they haven’t seen someone for years they don’t look any different - true, he’s still the dashing [although I did see some grey hair there] Bronze Atlas looking 6-foot man also I had the pleasure to met his wife as well and for me they’re like ‘peas in a pod‘ ideally suited, a fantastic couple.
I explained my circumstances about my wanting to escape to Blogland, wanting rid of all the corruption and the nauseating trappings of this so called modern way of life with all its  negative  rules and regulations  
I suggested that on his next trading commission to the Far East I could accompany him working my passage as part of the crew.  I am a certificated Sailing Ship deckhand having gained my experience in training on a three master albeit some 50-years ago - [true] but I explained because of age the days of swinging through the rigging with the freshening breeze in my hair and a shanty on my lips have long since gone perhaps it would be better me just working on the deck.    Skipper Tinsel - [Don’t ask me how he got that name I don’t know] offered a ‘Galley Cooks ‘position together with being the ships radio operator and helping the ships carpenter should the need arise, he mentioned I would have to keep the ‘Ship’s Bell’ polished, its a tradition the galley staff have to do - [I’ll bet a lot people didn’t know that?].   I immediately signed on.
Image supplied by Mick
Missing out on the Air ticket has been a blessing in disguise no longer limited by a weight limit I am now able to transport some items I would otherwise have had to leave behind, my carpentry tools, cooking utensils, camera equipment and a small library of books.
I’m making arrangements with an agent in Singapore  to collect some live stock, chickens, pigs and a collection of various tools when we dock at Singapore a for a three days lay up.
We set sail on June the first, sail out of Southampton and make passage to our first port of call to pick up a  French cargo - [I believe it to be 4-tons of metaliferous ore].   then onto Brest, a 1-day layup, take on fresh provisions for the expected route through the Bay to Santander, Porto [take on wine casks] Lisbon, Nouakchott and then around Cape Province - [Cape of Good Hope].   Hopefully I will be more informed of the future route and course later on.
My estimated time its going to take to arrive in Blogland looks to be about ten or eleven weeks so should be arriving around mid August - [ETA 22nd/08]
   
The accommodation I have been allocated ‘Driftwood Cottage’ sounds idyllic, I note from the position on the map its terraced on a hill with only one path access and isolated from other islanders, good, that just what I wanted.
Looking forward to meeting up with other Bloglanders. 
More details to come given time and internet access - Mick