Suitcase

"Da-da-da-da da-da-da...

We are going on our summer holiday.

No more working for a week or two.

We are bound for sunny Turkey

Bet you wish you were coming too

Oo-oo Oo-oo!

We're going where the sun shines brightly

We're going where the sea is blue..."

SUITCASE CHECK:-

1. Sun lotion
2. Toothbrush
3. Sandals and white ankle socks
4. Superman beach towel
5. Rubber ring
6. Tetley's Teabags (180 pack)
7. "War and Peace" by Leo Tolstoy (Thanks Alkelda)
8. Binoculars for bikinis on beach survey (purely sociological)
9. "The Complete History of Hull City A.F.C." in six volumes.
10. "Islam Sucks!" T-shirt
11. "Turkey isn't for life it's for Christmas" T-shirt
12. "British Lager Lout on Tour" T-shirt.
13. Homer Simpson swimming shorts.
14. Flesh coloured "Speedo" thong.
15. Swimming mask for bikinis under water survey (purely sociological)
16. "Midnight Express" DVD
17. Pet rat - Roland (starving) in case of customs search.
18. Fart powder to slip in holiday rep's "welcome meeting" Sangria.
19. After sun lotion.
20. Map showing location of nearest medical centre.
21. String vest x 2
22. Y-Fronts (White) x 10
23. Andrews Liver Salts
24. Camera for bikini survey (purely sociological)
25. Passport
26. 200 new Turkish lira (Not old ones!)
27. £10 note for entry visa.
28. Box of ballpoint pens and small hand mirrors to give to the peasants.
29. "Visit Sheffield" leaflets to give to waiters and housekeepers in lieu of tips.
30. Jar of cranberry sauce ( after all we are visiting Turkey!)
31. Oh and plane tickets... always very useful.

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Birmingham

Birmingham used to be a vast sprawling but unknown urban industrial jungle somewhere in the heart of England. However, since Frances started university there, Shirley and I have been getting to know the place. Co-incidentally we were at a wedding there on Saturday. Former work colleague Jonathan was marrying Denise.

After the service, we checked in at the Eaton Hotel on Hagley Road then with an A to Z in hand we walked through leafy Edgbaston down to Hornton Grange where the wedding reception was held. We passed some beautiful properties set in mature gardens. Sometimes it felt as if we were on a stroll in the country - not hiking through England's second city.

On Sunday morning we had a leisurely breakfast and then drove into the centre of the city to visit the Birmingham Back-to-Backs "exhibition". Just next to the Hippodrome and on the corner of Hurst and Inge Streets is the last remaining "back-to-backs" court in a city which once boasted thousands of these cheap housing solutions - home to many thousands of working class families for a hundred years beginning around 1830. How cramped and primitive conditions must have been.

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The heritage industry seems to prefer to preserve and promote the homes of the rich and influential. Rarely does it even nod towards those who made empires and powered industry - the workers. In this city where I write this post - Sheffield - there also used to be hundreds of back-to-back courts and I have a friend who was born in one such "slum". We are pretty sure that there are absolutely no back-to-backs remaining in Sheffield. They were bulldozed away to make space for new roads, high rise flats and industrial estates. All of those songs, those rows, those mothers calling their children in as darkness fell, those rentmen knocking, those lamp-lighters and knockers-up, those drunken husbands squandering precious wages, that laughter, those neighbourly memories... not even an echo is left. But in Birmingham, the "Back-to-Backs" exhibition allows you to peep through a keyhole into the antithesis of Narnia.

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