GOLDEN POST

Finaly 100 damn' posts.
Can be called as crap,
can be called as rap
an' can be called as uh broken tap!
Can u imagine... 100 ech ya enn dee aar eee dee
ya ah know ya can imagine!!!
so in deez hundred (the 100th being dis here one)
ah gots faced uh lot technorati sheeit 5-10-5
it danced like shakira on hips dont lie but somewhere da hips lied!
somewhere muh ma fuckin adsense bloomed an' then finally it gloomed!
ah blogged fo' adsense then ah felt it iz just sheeit,
however it wuz me who made it sheeit.
but then ah felt evn though ah wanted ta quit blogging, it became muh ma fuckin hobby, an' uh god damn' addictive hobby.
then ah spammed spammed an' spammed uh lot ta generate some visits.
fortunately ah got some one an' lost some one.
well u may find dis here post entirely crap but its just ta mark muh ma fuckin 100th post.
keep reading next one will be bettah.
and git Sheniquah's ass back ova' heeah.

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