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Beach volleyball is a sport. With boobies. It would appear that the object of the game is to hit the volleyball over the net and ground it on the other side of the net to gain points.
The real objective, however, is to see how long you can oogle gorgeous women in bikinis before anyone realizes you are paying no attention whatsoever to the game.
There is also men's beach volleyball. Men's beach volleyball is for queers.
The first recorded beach volleyball game took place in Waikiki, Hawaii. The sport was popularized in Southern California. Analysts blame the lack of beautiful, tanned women in bikinis in states such as New Jersey.
The game skyrocketed in popularity when men came to the realization that this was a chance for them to be able to stare at hot women in bikinis running around for a while and not get called perverts. Tennis has also seen a rise in popularity due to this trend, but beach volleyball players are wearing much less than tennis players. Plus, the chance of a top coming off is significantly higher than in tennis.
Before starting a game of beach volleyball, there are two very important things players must do:
1. Stretch out. Preliminary stretching both loosens one's muscles to make them more flexible and agile, but also prevents muscle injuries.
2. Stay hydrated. Drink plenty of water in order to prevent dehydration.
News by Cracked
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