Suitcase

Oh lordy lordy, I can't wait for Wednesday to come! Normally I fill my suitcase at the last possible minute but hey - this time long term  emigration to Blogland means I'm being a bit more sensible and have even drawn up a list. I trust that other bloggers are doing the same.

• Seven pairs of underpants
• Sandals with seven pairs of white ankle socks
• Flip flops
• My cuddly toy tiger - Waggy (can't sleep without him)
• Guitar with spare strings and electric tuner.
• Framed photograph of the Yorkshire Wolds.
• Framed photograph of Shirley and the kids.
• Six boxes of instant Yorkshire pudding mix
• Lilac Speedos
• Sports Relief Shorts (2 pairs)
• Camera
• Knotted handkerchief
• Sun glasses
• Laptop
• Ball point pen and A4 notepad
• Seven "Yorkshire Pudding" T-shirts in various colours.
• Linen suit, formal shirt and tie
• Fluffy bath  towel
• "Superman" beach towel
• Watch
• Toilet bag including razor blades and large bottle of "Brut" aftershave.
• "The Koran"
• "Robinson Crusoe", "Swiss Family Robinson", "Coral Island".
• Penknife
• Beauchat Marlin Carbone 95cm spear gun
• "After sun" lotion

It's like that line in John Denver's "Leaving on a Jet Plane"... "All my bags are packed, I'm ready to go..."