Formal Fail

So here's my problem: I can't find a formal dress. I've been looking for the past 2 months. Granted, formal is in April, but I'm a planner. And, I need to have my dress. But, all of the dresses I've found are either too big, too small, too expensive, not available, too poofy, too short, too long, skanky, too glitzy, too colorful, too similar to last years dress or is just not me. The list goes on. I just want a simple, classy dress with a little glitz that isn't poofy or too expensive. But, I have yet to find one. I regress.

Ugh. Help!!!

Here are some of my style inspirations: