Promote Ur Blog #5

May be this is the last and most kickass pubbing idea.
So please fasten your seat belts is you have the guts to try this.
It has been quite a month when I saw a highly superstitous and useless news channel - India T.V. showing a news that they had recieved a news that somebody had planted a bomb in famous Amitabh Bacchan's house by some sort of pappu_yadab, although it was just a crappy little(huge) joke but the news channel cooked its viewers' head in 2 tablespoon olive oil by repeating the news for a 100 damn' times...Repeatedly showing pale faces of guards at Amitabh Bacchan's House and the mail they recieved.Now if you were that pappu_yadab and Amitabh Bacchan was any other(he may be now sick of such useless mails) famous personality( if you are famous do a suicide) then if you have some sort of yahoo or gmail account try searching for email addresses of famous n' fool news channels and send them there is abomb in so and so's house and will explode at so and so time. And if the news channel will be like india TV there will be sure publicity of your mail.Now what the hell it will do to promote your blog, your mail should have a warning and most importantly the blog's url( in huuuge letters) so that people try to find out who the hell is the person with this link (and may be the police among the people waiting with guns to blow your head up)Of course you have guts so try it out and you'll be famous forever.

Promote Your Blog #4

Rumouring all the Way

Another way of PUBbing is simply "letting your mind throw wastes" method, to create crapish coolish and simply crazy rumours.

Its based on simple principle "KRAZY KEYWORDS".

Lets joke on the "hot" search these days Harry Potter(Daniel Radcliffe) and top hot searches earlier Britney Spears and Mr iPhone.

[WARNING: This is just a joke]

" Finally 'adult' Daniel Radcliffe has started wandering with older 'adults', married adults.
My friend captured some moments of Dan with Britney Spears on his ~*new*~ IPhone.
The clippings say Dan was found chatting with famous Britney Spears at a beach, there Dan offered Britney a red rose.
Sure something is cooking in between them"

[WARNING: This is just a joke]

Now its simple and easy some amusing words from your imagination some hot celebrities, who are the more serached item may work for your publicity without paying them hard cash, paying them nothing.
If any searches about three bold faced things then you might get noticed.
If someone believes your rumors (Certainly in this case you will have to remove this warning.....) then people do what they always do, spread them up.
And ofcourse everyone doesnt takes the responsiblity of hot 2 handle rumors.
So interested ones may write i found on xxx blog that xxx have some xxx with some xxx and so on...

Beware of the ones who are rumored.
May be they sue you or...
meeeeeeeeeee

Promote Your Blog #2

Using PUBlic Transport
If you dont use some sort of a public transport then use it for a few days.
You just need to carry your wallet for paying the fare to the bloody bus conductor
plus a big black permanent marker (very important)
Here in Jammu (where i live), mostly matadors(not bullfighter but type of a vehicle).
Now what:-
Use your biggy big marker to write at the back of the seat of the next person (infront) sitting to you.Write the URL of your blogs/website... better in bold.
Its better than writin your cell no. or your love's no(which is mostly written).

Beware of the conductor!!!hide the written stuff when he comes gor the fare.
If he sees the understandable bullshit either he'll throw you out or let you be in,
if he sees you in, he'll let you wipe the back of seat, if he loves your work he'll make you a permanent servant.

Well who the hell has time to stare around.
Dont worry get going

Promote Ur Blog ->1

These bloody trucks steal away,cut across the wires of my teelphone that it R.I.P. for these days.
Soorry for this damn' delay.
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So Lets start up something new.
Promote Ur Blog(PUB) series (Series of CrAzY but CooL tips)
getting started with "GET SOCIALISED"



Have you ever visited a social networking site... or never visited a social networking site.
Or you have never visited a social networking site. The latter one will be mostly no.
Whatever, mostly accounts are puffed in without any reason.Just to boast 'i have more social networking sites than you'.
Taking an example of Orkut.
After making atleast a crappy cent friends- the message seen on thje scraps are still are-
'Hello,hi fine if not, drink wine' and some useless forwarded messages.
Just sign up @ Orkut ,make your mark ,will take little time.
Its better you search for a person having maximum number of friends, whose scrapbook gets updated every damn' second.
Send him/her a cool scrap to promote your blog like...
"TECHUP-Visit http://www.supershiva.blogspot.com
Your tech brain will soon crash if you dont forward this message to 10 or more people"

It is better to scrap then message.
The reasons being:-
1.The message is read (mostly not read) by a single person.
2.The scraps are read by any one who visits the persons scrapbook.

So try scrappimg on the most flooded scrapbooks.

Its better you join the BLOGGER GAME.
send your blogs every day, rate and get rated.Visit and get visited.

And dont forget to mention your blog url in your profile.