10. A crush on Rachel Ray so big his ringtone was her voice, talking us through a 30-minute meal
9. A pet tarantula
8. Framed Playboy covers (what's wrong with family photos, or the cliche Beatles posters?)
7. "George Bush's #1 Fan" Boxers
6. Chewing gum during.... (you can fill in the blank)....
5. Scientologist
4. Puppy kicker
3. Nail Polish on toes
2. Abstinence-only bumper sticker (the fact that it's a bumper sticker is really the disturbing part)
1. Swastika tattoo
Image from here.
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